6 Women Who Got Friend Zoned…(Fictional)

Well, one of my Blog was about 6 Men Who Got Friend Zoned (Link – https://nibirdeka.wordpress.com/2014/06/15/6-men-who-got-friend-zoned-fictional). Now why should ‘Girls have all the fun’? The revenge is sweet and karma pays you back. 

1. Black Widow and Captain America

The ‘Marvel-istic’ superhero seems to be the pioneer of Friend Zoning one of the hottest being in the world, Black Widow. The redemption of Manhood towards female monopoly of Friend Zoning innocent males. Thank You Captain America, more than an accidental Superhero.

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2. Hermione and Harry

The Boy who lived Friend Zoned Hermione, by the most famous way of doing it. The BFF way. It all started when he preferred the Chinese girl over her. Well, to Harry the grass is always greener on the other side or maybe her pre-puberty looks still haunts him.

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3. Velma and Shaggy

Shaggy, who looked like a Weed addict dated Velma for a short spam leading to many complications between Scooby Doo. In the end it turned all sour and he decided to remain ‘Just Friends’ (if that word existed), all for his buddy Scooby.  Shaggy made the right call it seems, as for Velma, “Jinkies”.

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4. Bellatrix and Voldemort

There is no way Voldemort, a power obsessed narcissistic soul would ever waste time seducing a woman. However, Bellatrix did saw something in whatever the Tom Riddle left in him. Had there been more, we would have to witnessed something  really gross. Good choice, Tom.

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5. Elizabeth and Bhuvan

Poor Elizabeth had to be a Greg Chappel for Bhuvan, who later preferred the Desi over Firangi. How love can make someone a Vibhisan(for the British Raj) and can end you up in getting Friend Zoned. Communication gap may have played a big role as Elizabeth was really ‘Gauri’(beautiful). Elizabeth, we feel you.

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6. Anjali and Rahul

Well this story provides some necessary comfort to all those who have been friend zoned. You can still end up getting married. Although, you have to do a makeover and be more feminine.

Note:- A bit of treading and upper lip helped in this case.

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6 Songs For Different Love Situations (.gif)

 

 

 

 1. CRUSH 

The perfect song for a new crush is David Archuleta’s ‘Crush’. When you reach the confused state of ‘Friendship or something more, Love or something less’, this one perfectly fits the bill. To delve more into your subject (crush) try listening closely to the lyrics. “Am I crazy or falling in Love, Is it really just another Crush”. Get into the illusion, say what?

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2. FRESH LOVE

When you have crossed the Crush stage and have reached a more concrete stage of relationship, the song that can be perfectly related to is, ‘More Than Words’ – Extreme. The tune just flows with the feeling of the new Love in your life. The best part about the song is the slow tempo. If you have your Dancing Shoes on, take her out and just dance because “More than words is all you have to do to make it real”.

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3. DISTANCE LOVE

The most complex form of Love is the ‘Long Distance Love’. You may sometimes feel low or at time feel the urge to commit Infidelity. But hold on to that thought because Music is the solution. There is a huge list of Distant-Bound love songs; and among the many songs the apt pick is “Hey There Delilah- Plain White Ts”. “A thousand miles seems pretty far, but they have got trains, planes and cars. I will walk to you if I had no other way” and your motivation is back. Be in Love while you still can.

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4. BREAK UP

There are many stages of a Break-up which includes shock, denial, anger, depression, regrets and acceptance. For every stage, we have great songs to accompany.

(i) Anger – For Light we need darkness and for love we need hatred. Not all love stories are successful; some just go down the drain with bitterness included. To keep you in the moment of hateful anger you require music. It follows:

“She fucking hates me

la la la love

I tried too hard

and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away”.  

Music be thy muse and thy means to counter enemy.

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(ii) Regrets

There is enough time for Regrets but not much time to act(inspired from Pink FLoyd). But, regrets are a part of every love story starting from the ‘One That Got Away’ to the ‘One that got pregnant’. Yes, you guessed it right. The perfect song for the theme is Katy Perry’s classic “The One That Got Away”. 

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5. SEX

Biologically – It is the combining and mixing of genetic traits; spiritually – it is fusion of the male and the female soul. These, definitions are too overrated and bookish. Sex is awesome and Akon is spot on, in this epic song. Need prove? Here’s the fun part. “I just had sex. And it felt so good. Having sex can make a nice man out of the meanest”.

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©nibirdeka

6 Men Who Got Friend Zoned.. (Fictional)

1. Snape and Lily Potter

This is the most tragic (love?) story ever witnessed, but at the end of the day he was Friend Zoned by Lily Potter. Real tragedy is dying for someone who Friend Zoned you. More painful than the ‘Sectumsempra’. Snape, we feel you.

 

 

 

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2. Wolverine and Jean Grey

Wolverine is one of the few Superheroes who got Friend Zoned (by fellow X-Mate Jean Grey).  At any day he could have easily scored a girl but Jean Grey seems to be the only thing that pierces his ego.The great Adamantium is not effective when it comes to immunity from getting FZ’D it seems.

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3. Batman and Rachel

If Marvel has Wolverine, DC has The Batman. The Batman proves that no matter how BIG you do in your life, once Friend Zoned then its eternal. The only consolation was the Cat Women. Thus, for every Rachel rejected there is always a Cat Women.

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4. Peeta and Katniss

Peeta Malark is the Charles Babbage (Father) of the ‘Art of Friend Zoning’. Oh Poor Peeta Malark. The World’s only Friend Zoned husband cum lover. Taking the idea of FZ’ing to a next level. Need to say anything more?  That’s our kind of story.

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5. Sunil and Ana

This is one of the few ‘Desi’ Stories dealing with the ‘Platonic’ issue of Friend-Zoning. What could be morose than being the best man at the wedding of the girl who Friend Zoned you. Our guy Sunil did the impossible and ended up finding a Juhi Chawla. Thus, there is always a silver lining.

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6. Kundan and Zoya

Death is uncertain and when rooted from Friend Zoning it is most unfortunate. The unique thing about the story is the Friend Zoned guy being massacred by the love interest.  There should be a ‘Friend Zoned Rights Association’ to protect poor souls like Kundan. Why this Dhokadari?

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©nibirdeka